(Source: jawnhatson, via kriegspeil)

• My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.

I’m home alone.

sodamnrelatable:

time to start my concert

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: thatispleasantindeed, via mmmarlier)

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios 

and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus

just

how

(via mmmarlier)

(via sh-wellgosh)

• how my mother works
• me: mom i got all A's
• mom:
• me: mom i cleaned the whole house
• mom:
• me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
• mom:
• mom: is this your cup on the table?
• me: yes
• mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

(Source: tennanty, via doctorwho)

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

(via unbelievablyutterlyunabashedly)

Finding out you're adopted

• Loki: *kills over 80 people and tries to destroy Midgard*
• Hercules: *sings*

• mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
• me: i have no idea

swasje:

Life-ruiners

(via mmmarlier)

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

accio-mandrawer:

palaeobelle:

paperfacialhair:

Think of all the Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who stuff you could buy with that much money.

^ THIS

if I had juice in my mouth just then, I would have spat it out

(Source: homances, via mmmarlier)

I’m in an abusive relationship with a TV show.

(Source: jaredpadamoose, via mmmarlier)

like-microwave-pizza:

nakedrubycried:

Sherlock Holmes has an Iron Man lunchbox.

he’s gonna kill me

this man is going to be the death of me

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